Are You Spooning With a Fork?

Are You Spooning With a Fork?

by | Jun 15, 2017 | Notebook, Utensil Profiles

fork noun \f-or-k\ 1. a guy who is cocky, arrogant, self-important 2. a male who is charming to women in order to get what he wants 3. a guy who lacks decency or concern for the women he pokes or stabs with his tines 4. a man who moves on easily to the next female...

Don’t Date That Spork

by | Mar 15, 2017 | Notebook, Utensil Profiles

spork, noun /spôrk/ plural noun a spoon-shaped eating utensil with short tines at the tip; a cross between a fork and a spoon a guy who is a spoon (see spoon) including nerdy, geeky, boring, irresponsible, loser types who projects himself like a fork (see fork)...

Dump Your Significant Jerk – aka FORK

by | Feb 9, 2017 | Notebook, Utensil Profiles

What is Dump Your Significant Jerk Week/Day So it turns out that there are a lot of oddball dates out there that are wonderfully applicable to FORKS, KNIVES, AND SPOONS – particularly in February since it’s the love-and-romance month and then by...

Why Matthew McConaughey is a Steak Knife

by | Dec 27, 2016 | Notebook, Utensil Profiles

steak knife, noun \steyk\ \ˈnīf\ Centered in the knife category, the broadest category of classifying guys The ideal guy, definitions may vary from different women’s perspectives Sharp, but not too sharp; having “edge” Knives range from butter knives to...